Billy Whizz adds to his squads youth by completing a double swoop late last night
Defender Filanowski and striker Lopes were brought to Shitters Palace for fees of 3.3m and 1m respectively.
"They are both promising juniors that were brought to our attention late last night. Although we don't know too much about them, we can hope that they can fulfill their potential here at Shitters Palace" said their new manager, Billy Whizz.
Filanowski is in late bloom, while Lopes is due to start bloom when he turns 19, although their futures could lie elsewhere in the longterm, explained Whizz:
"It's likely that they will be sold on at some stage for profit. That's how we are going to run the club, and as long as we keep our eyes open on the transfer list, it should be a viable strategy for going forward. In the case of these two, Lopes in particular looks a great prospect, while Filanowski is likely to be sold before he finishes his bloom"