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Connolly leaves for 25m

Funds go straight to Whizz for recruitment


Frantic planning as season begins

Flurry of bids placed on Wonderboys youngsters


Season 25 set to commence

Formal launch set for Monday evening


Two more set to leave club

Quick transfers of youngsters enforced so funds can be available

Transfer activity hots up

Whizz 'excited' about prospective arrivals, while 2 have been transfer listed.


New blog address confirmed

Change will help fans says Richardson

Wonderboys fans will now be able to keep up to date with all the latest news at Shitters Palace, with the introduction of a new blog, that links to this current BWW blog.
 
The Whizzers have acquired the address of www.bwwfc.blogspot.com with immediate effect. No news will be posted there, but visitors can click the Wonderboys logo, and find themselves here.

"While this does not increase the amount of news available to fans, or results on the pitch, we're hoping this will certainly help our supporters" said chairman Jack Richardson

"We are working hard off the pitch to make the club one of the best marketed and supported in TM, and this move symbolises the forward thinking of the behind the scenes team. With our promotion into Division 4, we hope for higher interest into the affairs of the team, particularly the latest transfer news, and this makes it easier for fans to keep in the loop"

Last game sees youthful XI

Whizz rests first teamers in final Season 24 game

Billy Whizz's Wonderboys have named a young team for their match against 8K ONLY tonight, with the vast majority of regulars spared from the fixture, with the kick off for Season 25 a week away.

Dwight Connolly, Lewis Moody and Sam Brooke all figure in defence, while Cort, Paschev, Hill, Avery and Hewitt all figure, meaning that the Wonderboys fans who travel to the match will see some developing squad members make rare appearances. It may be their last match in Whizzers colours, as several deparatures are expected in the coming days.

Senior figures at Shitters Palace today confirmed that it was very probable that Rob Liddell will remain as first choice defensive left midfielder, with Irishman Peter O'Reilly being sold to increase available funding to Billy Whizz, as he prepares a team capable of avoiding relegation in Division 4. Striker Mick Richards is likely to also be sold, unless a substantial offer for Thomas Avery is received. Michael Hill will also be placed on the transfer list, along with other young players for whom offers are lodged.


One potential target for Whizz appeared to be ruled out yesterday, as Useless Planks United stated that Alan Eastwood, the 26 year old right midfielder, was not for sale, following a U-turn on earlier plans. An offer of approximately 50m would probably be enough to convince the club to change their mind, but the Wonderboys are confident of finding cheaper options on the TL, particularly with one foreign place spare.

Transfer plans gaining momentum

Target list nearing completion says Whizz

With less than one week to go until Season 25 officially begins, and 8 days until Billy Whizz's Wonderboys first division 4 match in their history, the hard work is only just beginning, despite promotion from Division 5 only being confirmed 2 days ago.

Due to Man Utd SER drawing with nottingham forest fc, the Wonderboys were promoted regardless of their result against Super Starzz, meaning the 1-0 defeat was inconsequential, but the celebrations from that night at Shitters Palace are well and truly over, and preparations for the new season have begun. 

Top of Whizz's wish list is a striker and a right midfielder to replace Maurice Meredith. Chammy's GYAN is being closely monitored, although The Forest Boys FC are widely regarded as favourites to sign the 22 year old English striker, for a fee in the region of 40m. Billy Whizz is looking to hi-jack that deal late on, if possible. Locomotive United striker Joe Britain was previously considered, however his lack of experience means that it is somewhat unlikely he will move to Shitters Palace.


Alan Eastwood, of Useless Planks United has come under scrutiny from Whizz and his management team, although financial demands are likely to put a stopper on that deal, despite his fine performances this season, with 5 goals and 10 assists.

Player sales are also inevitable, although the club are yet to produce a released list. Phil Jones, Enver The Rock Mandirah and Maurice Meredith will retire at the end of the season, while it is thought O'Reilly and experienced striker Mick Richards could also be leaving the club to pave the way for new signings. Youngsters Michael Hill, Dwight Connolly and Thomas Avery have also attracted interest from other clubs, yet no official bids have been received.


Any new signings will be announced on the Wonderboys blog, so be sure to check back for all the latest news. 

Whizz: We deserve shot at Division 4

Reaction: Whizz on securing promotion

Billy Whizz was soaked with champagne by the end of the evening that will be remembered for a long time by Wonderboys supporters. It was finally confirmed that Billy Whizz's Wonderboys would be playing Division 4 football for the first time in their history next season, and Whizz was the proudest man in Shitters Palace at the full time whistle:

"We're still a relatively new club, and we'll be playing some pretty big teams next season, but we deserve it, thats for sure. We've dealt with a lot this season, and at one stage we couldn't buy a win for toffee, but we came through, and there's a great spirit of togetherness here"

"It's been a season to remember. We've built a great squad, and it's been a fantastic effort by everybody here; the players, the coaches, the scouts -  nobody's shirked responsibility, and people have stepped up to the plate when they've needed to. It's important we don't forget that next season, when things will undoubtedly be much tougher"

"We'll be underdogs, thats for sure, and there's a lot of hard work to be done between now and the first game of the season. Fans can expect players in and out, and we'll be looking at hundreds of players to find the right characters for the team, but first we should be delighted with our work this season"

PROMOTION

Shitters Palace celebrates despite defeat

Billy Whizz's Wonderboys secured promotion to Division 4 last night, as nottingham forest fc were held to a draw by Man Utd SER.

The Wonderboys were unlucky to lose 1-0 against Super Starzz, but the result at Shitters Palace seemed of little significance in the closing stages, with every Whizzers fan listening in to score updates from Old Trafford. It means the Wonderboys are 4 points clear of nottingham forest with 1 game remaining.

"It's a super achievement" claimed Billy Whizz after the full time whistle. "Although we didn't play as well as we would have liked, I'm delighted that we weren't relying on a win on the last day. Having worked so hard this season, perhaps we deserved that bit of luck tonight"
Skills City were confirmed as champions, as they also won last night, meaning the Wonderboys will receive a silver trophy on Wednesday night, to mark their finish of 2nd place in the 5.10 table. It is thought the Whizzers will play in 4.4 next season, with the official fixtures list being released on Monday evening, and the first game of Season 25 being played on Wednesday 20th July.

Whizz wants promotion tonight

Wonderboys manager hopes last day nerves can be avoided

Billy Whizz's Wonderboys can confirm their promotion tonight in front of a home crowd if the can beat Super Starzz tonight at Shitters Palace. 

The Wonderboys are 5 points ahead of nottingham forest fc with 2 games to play, and if forest fail to win tonight against Man Utd SER, the Whizzers will be promoted whatever their result, however manager Billy Whizz has urged caution in this mornings press conference:


"It looks very good, and we've received some messages of congratulations already, however the job isn't done yet. A win tonight, and we can celebrate for sure, with our fans as well, but at the minute, we need to be working hard, so that tonight can be something to remember."


"Last time round, Super Starzz gave us a good hiding, but I think that defeat actually invigorated us, and started a superb run for us in the league. We can't go out there thinking we've won, because we haven't, and if we become complacent we will be punished, we know that. My job therefore, is to get the players focussed, and make the football the main event - we all know whats at stake here, and its up to the guys to get out there and deliver"


Whizz will be without winger Phillipe Konz, who was injured in the victory over Derby County FC, and defender Matt Hawthorn. Jamie Cort will deputise on the left wing, while Rob Liddell will play DML, with O'Reilly slotting in at left back.

Wonderboys in touching distance

Strong showing puts Whizzers inches away from Division 4

Billy Whizz's Wonderboys overcame their nerves to see off Derby County FC at Shitters Palace tonight, meaning they are 5 points ahead of nottingham forest fc, with just 2 games to play.

Having looked so comfortable for many weeks, Wednesday nights defeat to Milky Milky seemed to bring pessimistic Wonderboys fans to the fore, and there was a somewhat tense atmostphere around the Palace before kick off, which in turn seemed to transfer to the players. Both teams had early opportunities, yet were wasteful, with Konz, Fribo and Richards all forcing Derby keeper Moru into saves, while Leese was forced into a full stretch dive to keep out Jordan's header.

However, the home fans were given reason to celebrate when Mick Richards fired home after nice work by Maurice Meredith, meaning there was a little more optimism durind half time. 

The second half was a scrappy affair, with both teams failing to orchestrate attacks, despite decent spells in possession. Konz headed straight at Moru shortly after the interval, and Leese reacted well to a long range effort from Smith, but they were the only two shots on target in the second half, until Richards popped up again to squeeze home his 12th goal of the season in the dying minutes of the game, securing a crucial victory for the Whizzers.

Even a late injury to Konz, ruling him out for the remaining two games, didn't cool the celebrations, and Shitters palaced rumbled, as the Wonderboys faithful realised Division 4 football was within their grasp. Just 2 points are needed to secure promotion, and possibly less if other results are favourable. One gets the feeling that the match at home against Super Starz on Sunday may just be a sell out,

Blog to keep name

Billy Whizz's Wonderboys chairman Jack Richardson confirmed that the URL of the BWW blog would remain the same today in a club statement:

"We have tried over the last few days to try and find ways which will ensure maximum publicity for our blog. One such way was to change the URL of the blog to bww.blogspot.com, or something similar. Unfortunately this has proved impossible, and as such, the address will stay as it is."

"I would like to ensure fans that the club are never stopping in thinking of ways to improve the quality of the blog, in all areas. We would like to thanks viewers and readers for their support so far, and hope that we can build up an even larger readership base in the future"

Young defender could leave the Palace

Wonderboys receive enquiry for 18 year old Dwight Connolly

Transfer preparations for Season 25 are heating up at Shitters Palace, with incomings as well as outgoings being planned. The latest development is that hills of chazza are believed to have asked the Wonderboys how much they would want for youngster Dwight Connolly. The central defender has progressed well since being awarded a first team contract, but could raise vital cash for the Whizzers if they need to prepare for Division 4 football.

A similar enquiry was made for Thomas Avery last week by an unknown club, but nothing has yet been made concrete, and no official bids have been placed.

The Wonderboys have been closely monitoring the situation of Locomotive United striker Joe Britain. The 23 year old has scored 23 goals in Division 6 so far, and is thought to be available for around 50m. Other possibile purchases include Chammys XI's GYAN. Chammys are keen to sell the striker, and interest is thought to be high. Searches for a right midfielder have so far been fruitless, with Billy Whizz withdrawing from advanced negotiations with 2 clubs, as he searches for a replacement to Maurice Meredith.

Wonderboys 2 wins away

Wonderboys dominate but fail to secure victory as thrilling season nears end

Billy Whizz's Wonderboys had to settle for a point at Shitters Palace tonight against wybourn allstars, despite being the superior team on the night.

The Wonderboys had 4 times as many shots as the visitors, but their accuracy let them down, with only a third of the Whizzers shots testing oppositiong goalkeeper Osk. The point does edge them nearer to Division 4 though, with only 6 points needed from 4 games to ensure that the Wonderboys will be promoted.

"Following on from the game on Friday, it's a fairly pleasing result." said manager Billy Whizz, "Were it not for some terrible shooting, I think we would have won the game at a canter this evening, but thats football. We can keep our heads held high, because we were better in the vast majority of departments, and we just need to concentrate now for the final stretch"

Whizz has been planning carefully his recruitment plans for Season 25, with a striker and a right midfielder his top priorities. No deal has been agreed yet, and it is thought that no players will be bought before the Season Update without player sales. The club have received an official enquiry for striker Thomas Avery from an unnamed Division 6 club, but no firm bids have been placed for any player on the Wonderboys' books.